Sep 15, 2008

Putrid Sex Object


If at all, you've seen this as a shock site that your friends have linked you to. Funny, cause that's how I stumbled across it. Thistle Harlequin is a professional body piercer and the feverish star of a little known short film entitled Putrid Sex Object. This title doesn't skip around or toy with metaphors. It is exactly what it is.

A lonely transvestite crawls around an abandoned house in search of something unknown. Instead, What he/she finds is a horse's head ripe from being skinned. The events that unfold are not for anyones eyes. He proceeds to skull fuck the poor animals head while covered in blood and pieces of decaying flesh. He begins to furiously masturbate using the goo from the decapitated head as lubrication for his forbidden pleasures. Meanwhile, we all stare at the screen in extreme disgust.


The film itself is eerily close to that of Nekro; a film in which a woman is dragged through a lonely house only to be at the mercy of a serial killer. I feel that Putrid Sex Object is the superior vision with both films in mind. Nekro used the score and sound effects to an incredibly noisy and annoying use but PSO used heavy frequencies to pound our ears and leave us vulnerable for what was to come next.

Depending on what this film is attempting to do, It either fails or becomes a landmark in extreme cinema. Putrid Sex Object could never be art for it is too audacious, but as a sexual piece of pseudo-anthro deterrent towards any form as sexuality, it works. Thistle H. has huge balls and a bear trap stomach for performing these lewd sexual acts on film. I honestly don't know whether I should congratulate him or fear him. Putrid Sex Object is an extreme exercise in unbridled filth. In other words; a must see.

Interview with Thistle Harlequin


-mAQ

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

i loved it!!!!!!

Soiled Sinema said...

Definitely made for the fans!

For what it's worth, It's a good sex piece.

Anonymous said...

pinches raros enfermos

Anonymous said...

fuck yea..... that was some sexy shit.

Anonymous said...

yummmy, makes me hungry white power 14-88

Anonymous said...

i liked it from brad

Anonymous said...

hello my name is Ashley Fuller. i have never seen anything more sexy than this, the woman is so fit ahh its soo nice.

17incheslegit said...

best porno ever

Mika S. said...

I REALLY want the soundtrack.

Anonymous said...

your all sick in the head but i'm still turned on. if any of u wanna meet up some time 4 somethin similar call Charlie Kerr on 07977122698 xxx

Anonymous said...

great!
most people just eat it - and some people really love their meat!
My Mom used to say not to play with my food!

Joseph Pezzuto said...

Why? Just...what actually possessed me to click a button on my personal computer to watch this heinous piece of unholy trash? Perhaps maybe I was a little bit curious. Perhaps maybe I thought I could actually gain somewhat of a perceptive insight post viewing a video by the name of 'Putrid Sex Video'. All levity aside, I'm going to lambaste this short for all of the brief and vile excrement that it is...and I will not be letting up in the least. Granted I am not one of those angry critics but only becomes so when and if need be. And, fellow readers of this post, the time has come, because right now...I'm pretty pissed. So...what's wrong with this experimental short? The question is what's RIGHT with it? Well I don't have an answer either as I would like to get this review over and done with as soon as possible. Let's take a look.

The short opens with its only actor (Alexandro Guerrero), of whom plays a lonely transvestite credited only on IMDb as Lonely Girl (as Thistle Harlequin), as it states on the site's page. With large fake eyelashes and wearing an unkempt and dirty silver wig, he/she comes across a rotting horse head laying on the ground. No lines are spoken throughout, only guttural noises and sounds from Guerrero when, from what follows thereafter, is not for the faint of heart, nor for the eyes or a sensitive stomach: the actor masturbates into one of the horse's empty eye sockets, the actor wraps the deceased animal's muscles and sinew around his/her neck, etc. (It actually makes me queasy just writing/thinking about it.) If I'm going to watch a movie containing a severed horse's head, I will stick with 'The Godfather', thank you very much.

Look, if you are really eager to check it out for yourself for the sheer heck of it, you go right on ahead. Urban Dictionary gives a pretty accurate synopsis on what the viewer is in for, except they say it was a cow's head rather than that of a horse. But I know what I saw, believe me. Don't make the stupid choice as I did by watching it online just because you were bored, as the thing was obviously banned from YouTube. The reaction videos can at least get a laugh. However, as much as I highly recommend that you NOT watch 'Putrid' but are still just a little bit curious, don't say I didn't warn you. Seriously. If you actually enjoy watching these kinds of shorts than more power to you. Personally, this is five insufferable minutes of pure and unadulterated garbage and filth; a extreme nausea-inducing display of anti- art; a landmark jolt from the hideous underground of forbidden media to shock and gross out the viewer, possibly derived from the deepest recesses of a terribly disturbed psyche of whom concocted this toxic vision to celluloid itself. The director is some guy named Matt McKay, as this is his only known film listed to date, of which I am highly thankful. Along with its animal necrophilia and poor film quality, it is ultimately just snuff through and through; ugly and uglier with no relent. 'Putrid Sex Object' can skip returning to crawl back from the steaming pile of fetid pig feces from which it emerged altogether, rather screwing itself and then going straight to the furthest bowels of the abyss.

Anonymous said...

Why? Just...what actually possessed me to click a button on my personal computer to watch this heinous piece of unholy trash? Perhaps maybe I was a little bit curious. Perhaps maybe I thought I could actually gain somewhat of a perceptive insight post viewing a video by the name of 'Putrid Sex Video'. All levity aside, I'm going to lambaste this short for all of the brief and vile excrement that it is...and I will not be letting up in the least. Granted I am not one of those angry critics but only becomes so when and if need be. And, fellow readers of this post, the time has come, because right now...I'm pretty pissed. So...what's wrong with this experimental short? The question is what's RIGHT with it? Well I don't have an answer either as I would like to get this review over and done with as soon as possible. Let's take a look.

The short opens with its only actor (Alexandro Guerrero), of whom plays a lonely transvestite credited only on IMDb as Lonely Girl (as Thistle Harlequin), as it states on the site's page. With large fake eyelashes and wearing an unkempt and dirty silver wig, she meanders around an abandoned house until she comes across a fresh rotting horse head laying on the ground. No lines are spoken throughout, only guttural noises and sounds from Guerrero when, from what follows thereafter, is not for the faint of heart, nor for the eyes or a sensitive stomach: the actor masturbates into one of the horse's empty eye sockets, the actor wraps the deceased animal's muscles and sinew around his/her neck, etc. (It actually makes me queasy just writing/thinking about it.) If I'm going to watch a movie containing a severed horse's head, I will stick with 'The Godfather', thank you very much.

Look, if you are really eager to check it out for yourself for the sheer heck of it, you go right on ahead. The director is some guy named Matt McKay, as this is his only known film listed to date, of which I am highly thankful. Urban Dictionary gives a pretty accurate synopsis on what the viewer is in for, except they say it was a cow's head rather than that of a horse. But I know what I saw, believe me. Don't make the stupid choice as I did by watching it online just because you were bored, as the thing was obviously banned from YouTube. The reaction videos can at least get a laugh. However, as much as I highly recommend that you NOT watch 'Putrid' but are still just a little bit curious, don't say I didn't warn you. Seriously. If you actually enjoy watching these kinds of shorts than more power to you. Personally, this is five insufferable minutes of pure and unadulterated garbage and filth; a extreme nausea-inducing display of anti- art; a landmark jolt from the hideous underground of forbidden media to shock and gross out the viewer, possibly derived from the deepest recesses of a terribly disturbed psyche of whom concocted this toxic vision to celluloid itself. Along with its animal necrophilia and poor film quality, it is ultimately just snuff through and through; ugly and uglier with no relent. 'Putrid Sex Object' can skip returning to crawl back from the steaming pile of fetid pig feces from which it emerged altogether, rather screwing itself and then going straight to the furthest bowels of the abyss.