Many of the historical figures found in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure are notorious for their rebellious behavior and destruction of western European “constructs.” The big trend in academia nowadays (and since the degenerate late 1960s) is to bash anything that came out of Western Civilization. All things in the past (and now) considered failed, persecuted, disenfranchised, disadvantaged, and a variety of other things associated with weakness are now considered virtuous. Novelist and philosopher Ayn Rand calls this irrational trend promoted and funded by international bankers, “The Age of Envy.” So how do Bill & Ted fit into this equation? These two young slackers carry the torch of pathetic white (despite their obvious Asiatic features) liberalism and altruism. Individuals that believe that good music and good drugs will bring forth the ideal Utopia.
For Bill & Ted, working and thinking are quite bogus activities (as they are for most white slackers). Instead of actually studying for their oral presentation, it is easier just to travel back in time and pick-up historical figures. Bill & Ted’s band the Wyld Stallyns are said to hold the key to world peace and ultimate truth. When the two impotent young men travel to the future, they realize the truth of their great contribution to the world. But the reality is, the sex and drugs peace movement of the late 1960’s (and there after) contributed most to the hedonistic degeneracy we take for granted today. Of course, I would be a liar if I didn’t admit that I partake in such activities. Pacifism, tolerance, Kantian anti-reason, drug use, and “Rock N Roll” are in fact weaknesses. No great society has ever been built upon weakness. Hence, the chaos and trash so commonly accepted in today’s society. “Humanistic” idealism is easy to follow when it only requires chanting stuff like “peace” while stoned on your favorite herb.
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure is the ultimate Sci-Fi flick because it portrays weak, lazy, stoned, and dumbfounded whites as the liberators of humanity. Obviously I can’t blame the filmmakers for their daft message. On the contrary, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure provides comedic escapism from the true consequences of “Sex, Drugs, and Rock N Rock.” The sight of revolutionary and mass murderer Napoleon Bonaparte having fun at a water park with young children will without a doubt bring a smile to anyone’s face. Not to mention the cute sexual perversion of Sigmund Freud and his obsession with psychoanalyzing young women. Figures like these are considered the greatest heroes of history. Individuals that subverted and destroyed the old institution only to bring sorrow to mankind.
The message of Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure is clear; promote bullshit anti-Western civilization idealism and you will be a success. Unfortunately, most of the real Bill and Ted’s in the world most likely end up sleeping on a mattress in their best friends trailer. Hollywood has released a lot of propaganda period pieces that have the stench of Bolshevik (the real Bolsheviks attempted to destroy all of Russian history) lies all over them. At least Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure lets the viewer know it is historical fantasy.